dominateartimus: (Devious thoughts)
Sandrath // Xander Jarle ([personal profile] dominateartimus) wrote in [community profile] recommence2015-02-11 08:43 pm

❧ 004 ❧ Video

[Hello Black Tide, San has decided to grace the boat with his presence. He's smirking and waving at the camera before he addresses the network.]

With Valentine's Day on the way, which is a romantic holiday for those who don't know, I realize that majority of you are spending the day alone. I'm willing to offer my company, but depending on demand I might not be able to hang around as long as you hoped. If that happens, I'll be willing to make an arrangement for another day. Don't worry, these conversations will be private.

I do hope everyone enjoys the gifts I leave for them over the next few days. Of course, I'm not speaking of the recent package that was delivered. I believe that was from the Captain. Although, it is a shame that I can't give the crew their presents.
nonhuman: (that stupid smitten smile)

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[personal profile] nonhuman 2015-02-12 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
....th-that's an oddly unspecific offer.

[Ben's not exactly sure HOW you're intending to spend company with people, but for some reason, his mind is inching its way into the gutter. Thankfully, Sandrath can't see his blush via audio feed.]
nonhuman: (swear to drunk I'm not you know who)

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[personal profile] nonhuman 2015-02-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I-I'm, uh. A little worried for your safety, in that case.

[Though generally, the other people on the boat weren't particularly malicious...]
nonhuman: (god i love you probably)

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[personal profile] nonhuman 2015-02-12 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I-- um-- just.

[God, if you could see how red he was, Sandrath...]

I, I dunno. My experience with, uh. One-night stands, as it were.

Er.

Just, it's generally not good news when you're trapped with someone like... dorms, and you can't get away...?

where am I even going with this?
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nonhuman: (I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY TRAGIC PAST)

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[personal profile] nonhuman 2015-02-12 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
A-ah. That's, uh. How pragmatic of you.

[...he almost wishes he had the courage to ask for Sandrath's company. Normally flings involve bars, liquid courage and the promise that he'll never see that person again.

It belatedly occurs to him that Sandrath probably doesn't even swing his way, rendering all of this a moot point.
]
nonhuman: (see that's not super smart of you)

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[personal profile] nonhuman 2015-02-13 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
O-ohhhh...kay.

So, Uh. Why....? I mean, what made you think to, uh. Do this?

[....he's trying to find excuses NOT to request Sandrath's time at this point.]
nonhuman: (I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY TRAGIC PAST)

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[personal profile] nonhuman 2015-02-18 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
W-well, uh. That's-- r-really kind of you. Sorry for... uh, all-- all the questions.
needsnobottle: (waiting for someone)

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[personal profile] needsnobottle 2015-02-12 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Can I be your pimp?
needsnobottle: (you're licking your lips)

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[personal profile] needsnobottle 2015-02-12 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm guessing this is going to cut into my bedtime demands, so.
needsnobottle: (Default)

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[personal profile] needsnobottle 2015-02-12 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)

I'll do my best not to throw a fit.

needsnobottle: (and blowing kisses my way)

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[personal profile] needsnobottle 2015-02-13 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
My "companion" is hardly sympathetic.
needsnobottle: (Default)

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[personal profile] needsnobottle 2015-02-16 02:13 am (UTC)(link)

It can shut me up long enough, if it wants to.

[It wasn't a pleasant experience.]

needsnobottle: (Default)

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[personal profile] needsnobottle 2015-03-01 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)

Sort of. Drives it nuts when I talk about it. Got a few names it doesn't like.

objectifythis: Made by Katu! (angry)

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[personal profile] objectifythis 2015-02-13 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You're talking about sex, aren't you?

[Stars, someone put her out of her misery.]

Damn! I didn't mean to---

[The feed cuts abruptly.]
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objectifythis: Made by Katu! (Default)

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[personal profile] objectifythis 2015-02-15 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[For reasons no one can discern, Mia has decided to turn the feed back on. Maybe she's not doing it on purpose.]

So you ARE talking about sex. A little. Kind of.

Oh my stars.

I swear I'm not normally this rude. Well, I'm usually THINKING like this. I don't usually blurt it out. I'm so sorry. I don't even know who you are. My name is Mia.
objectifythis: Made by Katu! (determined)

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[personal profile] objectifythis 2015-02-20 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It's nice to meet you. And I DO wish that. At least you're being polite about it. Wish I could say the same for my boyfriend, but he's a horrible person.

[Well okay then.]

Well I hope you get some this Valentine's Day, Xander. If that's what you're trying to do. I'm pretty sure it is.

[Not like she's been trying to do the same thing elsewhere.]
objectifythis: Made by Katu! (hand on hip)

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[personal profile] objectifythis 2015-02-21 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, they'll resolve, I think. He's just irritating. He's just taking advantage of this whole "I can't self-censor" thing like a prick. It's harmless.

Though hey, if things don't work out in the long run, you're pretty good looking.

....

I should really turn this off. Thank you for your patience.
objectifythis: Made by Katu! (Default)

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[personal profile] objectifythis 2015-02-21 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Those candy baskets, I'm pretty sure. It started right after I ate the candy hearts.

[Mia is mortified at her impromptu compliment, but whatever, at least he's good natured.]

Well, you're welcome. I don't usually go blurting that stuff out but here we are. I usually don't repeat myself this much either, but. No self-censoring. It's a pain. My whole train of thought just spills right out. It's a nuisance.
carterbeenbartered: (Default)

[Audio] dated after the thread where they find Carter in the stairwell

[personal profile] carterbeenbartered 2015-02-15 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Carter clears his throat.]

Uhm. S-sorry. For freaking out earlier. About you trying to help. That wasn't cool.