[There can be heard the definitive sound of muttering, but for the moment it's only an audio entry, so you can't hope to see who's talking..]

This has got to be the oldest piece of tech I've seen in my life... [A brief pause while he clicks through a few of the device's basic options. He's also looking through some of the past entries, brows rising as each subsequent entry seems to confirm the outlandish story he was told.]

You have seriously got to be shitting me .. What the hell is going on...?!

[Look who's holding himself together fairly well, fellow Black Tide residents! If you were to actually see Alex, you might not know if you were looking at a young man or woman, his androgyny being one of the things hat they liked about him the most on the modeling circuit. You would likely see his nostrils flaring widely as he scents the place, were this more than an audio post. As it is, you will now be rewarded by a rather impressive sneeze.]

So .. If this is broadcasting my words, I can only presume that there is someone out there that can hear this .. Anyone out there? Any, ahh .. humanoids? Hell .. Are there folks here from Earth at all, year twenty-fourteen? I'm Alex...

[A moments' silence and then an irritated growl.]

Damnit, I don't even know if this thing is actually going to anyo-

[The audio clicks off again as Alex shakes the communicator in irritation, effectively cutting off the recording and halting the flow of words.]