Um.

[Mimmi is staring intently at the camera. And then she angles it slightly to what appears to be her shadow.

And her shadow is... strangling itself?]

I'm not... exactly sure what is happening.

But it seems very determined.

[Hello Black Tide, San has decided to grace the boat with his presence. He's smirking and waving at the camera before he addresses the network.]

With Valentine's Day on the way, which is a romantic holiday for those who don't know, I realize that majority of you are spending the day alone. I'm willing to offer my company, but depending on demand I might not be able to hang around as long as you hoped. If that happens, I'll be willing to make an arrangement for another day. Don't worry, these conversations will be private.

I do hope everyone enjoys the gifts I leave for them over the next few days. Of course, I'm not speaking of the recent package that was delivered. I believe that was from the Captain. Although, it is a shame that I can't give the crew their presents.

Valentine's Day is right around the corner.

You know what that means. Pink! Pink everywhere! Possibly the most obnoxious shade of pink anyone has ever seen. Complete with shitty, tissue paper hearts hastily glued all over the walls. It's inescapable.

But at least there's candy. You can't go wrong with candy.

Everyone has a nice little giftbag full of conversation hearts, horrible cheap heart-shaped chocolates wrapped in foil, heart lollipops, and nerds. But eating this candy might cause some... problems.

Chocolates will turn a character's tongue green (and maybe a little furry) but are otherwise harmless.

Heart lollipops will make a character fall in love with the nearest inanimate object for 24 hours. This includes the Nameless.

Conversation hearts cause any character to say exactly what they're thinking with no filter. Unveiling your deepest, darkest thoughts to someone you just met is an excellent icebreaker!

Nerds are just nerds, nerd.

The event ends February 15. Enjoy!

[The video opens up with the camera slightly steamed up, and something undeniably fleshy and lime green waggles in front of it.

The feed cuts out. Not five minutes later Duck posts again, looking a little frustrated and talking with her hand to cover her mouth when she speaks.]

Um, I'm sorry about the tongue thing just now! I didn't mean to post it, I keep messing that up, and this thing kinda works like a mirror and the things in the wall in my bathroom are really mean? And I knew they'd make fun of me?

I don't... know if this is normal, or something, but... I ate one of the candies and my tongue turned this weird color and I don't like it. Maybe it's just me, though? I don't know. Weird things happen to me all the time, though, so, really....

Maybe it wasn't the candy? I don't know, and I'm kinda scared to try another one.

[What if one turns her back into a bird?

....well okay that happens LITERALLY ALL THE TIME, but!! What if it's PERMANENT this time? Or what if she can't turn into Tutu anymore?

........wait, she already can't turn into Tutu.

It might not actually be able to get any worse, other than the bird thing.]