Since there's not much to do on this ship at the moment, I'm willing to offer some services of mine. It could be company or something else, like interior design. I know quite a number of you are put off by the shrunken heads in the bathroom and I know of a way to make it less uncomfortable for you and your guests. The same can be said about having a painting watching you sleep. If you're interested, feel free to leave a message.

[A small chuckle is heard as he adjusts his position on his bed.]

Now, I wonder if the crew took care of bomb threat while everyone else was asleep. It would be unfortunate if any more passengers were injured by their negligence. Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if the 'minions' found them and took the damage for everyone's sake. They do more than we give them credit for, but I don't think they're able to acknowledge gratitude.