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[wattage]

[The audio feed catches the sound of waves and it is clear he is on the top deck.]

There is a reason no one travels by boat anymore. If the maiyu attacks us out here, don't ask me to help. I'm not helping.

[And that's final.]

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[audio]

[needsnobottle]

No, this is a pop quiz. Surprise! Hope you have your number two pencil.

[Hello sarcasm, her oldest and dearest friend.]

[audio]

[wattage]

The harbingers of the apocalypse? What rock have you been living under?

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

The one called "reality." I'm going to guess you're not too familiar with it, so I can draw you a map. Help you find it. You should join us sometime.

You know, whenever. No rush.

[audio]

[wattage]

Reality. [Scoff] Your reality sounds so much nicer than mine if you are ignorant of the maiyu.

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Well, we all have our own personal harbingers. Ours ride horses. I'm told. Mostly I think they're a myth used to scare people into being slightly less awful than they'd prefer.

[audio]

[wattage]

I have seen them with my own eyes. [Fought them too, but Tammy doesn't need to know that.] They are no myth.