001: [Video]

[carterbeenbartered]

[Carter turns the camera on and it broadcasts. He doesn't know it's doing this, as he thinks he's just filming a video of himself.]

Entry one. Title: This Place is Fucked Up. Did I mention it's fucked up? Exhibit A, the bathroom--

[Carter swings the camera around and shows the bathroom, which has a wall of shrunken heads. Their eyes roll and they cackle when they see the camera. Carter backs out of the bathroom and closes the door.]

Can you believe that? My door is unlocked, too. What amateur kidnappers. Where's Reefs? He's gonna kill all of you. He's a hard motherfucker. Anytime now. Hey, do you see that?

[The camera flips around to show a Nameless, its mouth stitched shut and carrying a stack of laundry. It passes by the open door to Carter's suite. The teen gasps audibly.]

That guy had a sewn mouth! What the fuck! What the fuck! That is some fucked up Somali-pirate shit!

Comments

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[talkback_hound]

no my power is a bad upbringing but I can bullshit real good 2

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[carterbeenbartered]

[Crap. An actual toughguy. Carter doesn't like the thought of suffering physical repercussions, but also? This guy called him a weenie for finding talking heads and stitched mouths fucked up. That's clearly fucked up. Carter's pride stings.]

The boat is clearly weird. So I yelled. MOST people would yell.

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[talkback_hound]

don't feel 2 bad I guess, the first thing I did was puke

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[carterbeenbartered]

[SEE? Carter feels better immediately.]

so what's the real shit that happens if talking heads are old news?

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[talkback_hound]

tentacle monsters trying to sink the ship

or get up ur skirt

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[carterbeenbartered]

[He's kidding... right? Carter blinks.]

There are hentai tentacle monsters? For real???????

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[talkback_hound]

dont wear a skirt bro

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[carterbeenbartered]

[Carter is officially creeped out. Are there tentacle monsters on this ship? Now he's worried. ]

Very funny. What's your name?

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[talkback_hound]

[Why did Carter have to ask the most fucking annoying question on the planet...?]

call me Hound

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[carterbeenbartered]

[It doesn't even occur to Carter that this guy might be crew. Nothing about him seems official in the slightest. More like shady.]

OK. I'm Carter. Anything else I should know about this place?

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[talkback_hound]

remember 2 thank our generus captain Rowe

[He rolls his eyes and makes a jerkoff motion over his shoulder after he types it.]

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[carterbeenbartered]

She must be strong if she kidnapped all of us. Who is she? Where's she from? What's she want?