Carter Smith (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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recommence2014-11-07 11:38 pm
carterbeenbartered) wrote in recommence2014-11-07 11:38 pm
001: [Video]
[Carter turns the camera on and it broadcasts. He doesn't know it's doing this, as he thinks he's just filming a video of himself.]
Entry one. Title: This Place is Fucked Up. Did I mention it's fucked up? Exhibit A, the bathroom--
[Carter swings the camera around and shows the bathroom, which has a wall of shrunken heads. Their eyes roll and they cackle when they see the camera. Carter backs out of the bathroom and closes the door.]
Can you believe that? My door is unlocked, too. What amateur kidnappers. Where's Reefs? He's gonna kill all of you. He's a hard motherfucker. Anytime now. Hey, do you see that?
[The camera flips around to show a Nameless, its mouth stitched shut and carrying a stack of laundry. It passes by the open door to Carter's suite. The teen gasps audibly.]
That guy had a sewn mouth! What the fuck! What the fuck! That is some fucked up Somali-pirate shit!
Entry one. Title: This Place is Fucked Up. Did I mention it's fucked up? Exhibit A, the bathroom--
[Carter swings the camera around and shows the bathroom, which has a wall of shrunken heads. Their eyes roll and they cackle when they see the camera. Carter backs out of the bathroom and closes the door.]
Can you believe that? My door is unlocked, too. What amateur kidnappers. Where's Reefs? He's gonna kill all of you. He's a hard motherfucker. Anytime now. Hey, do you see that?
[The camera flips around to show a Nameless, its mouth stitched shut and carrying a stack of laundry. It passes by the open door to Carter's suite. The teen gasps audibly.]
That guy had a sewn mouth! What the fuck! What the fuck! That is some fucked up Somali-pirate shit!
[Video]
[Carter laughs, but it's humourless. He figures San is pulling his leg now. Chipmunks attacking a halloween party on a extra-dimensional cruise ship? Talking heads in the walls? What was next?
Carter's laugh is a little punch-drunk, a little hysterical.]
[Video]