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[There is generic sound of movement as the device is shifted around before Link actually speaks. His voice is a bit strained and he sounds exhausted and confused.]

Right. Is this thing on? I think I figured out how to turn it on.

[There is more shuffling.]

I'll just assume it's on. Right. So. How do I put this.

[Link sighs and there is more shuffling.]

You know what? Here. See this? Not to insult anyone's aesthetic or what have you, but why shrunken heads? Behind the toilet? That talk? I mean I've seen some pretty weird things, but...

[Link pauses. There is general silence for a few seconds.]

You know what. Never mind. It's not that odd. I had another question anyway.

[There is more shuffling, followed by a deep breath.]

What is this? I don't know what this is. I mean it looks like a sink but the faucet is too high up and the knobs too low and there's a sink right there anyway. So why is there a second sink in a large box? Is this some sort of weird custom for you? If it is, please, explain. It's odd.

[More shuffling, and the sound of footsteps.]

Also I was wondering where the baths are? I haven't seen one yet. I'd kind of like to bathe at some point. Also, where are my weapons? I want those back. You know just in case something wants to, I don't know, attack me?

You do realize you have monsters in the halls. Disturbing, shuffling, monsters. They kind of look like corpses? So I'd like to have adequate protection. In my general experience monsters don't remain docile.

Actually they're never docile...this whole place is just strange.

[Link moves the device in his hands again. He's mumbling.]

Now how do I turn this--oh. There's no visual. Weird.

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u don't get weapons

[Oh. Cool. A text feature. Kind of like a letter, but not.]

i would much prefer to have them

it feels naked to at least not have a sword

train your body to be legally classified as a weapon

problem solved

yes, sure, i'll get right on that

except

a body doesn't stop giant scorpions or moblins or bokoblins

or giant man eating plants

or a demon king who wants to eat the soul of my best friend and destroy the world

if i tried to do any of that without my sword i would've been dead

so excuse me if i feel naked without them and want my goddess damned weapons back

because i want to be able to protect myself

and others

isn't that a persons goddess given right

Edited 2014-10-12 00:17 (UTC)

[Just wants to protect himself and others - the guy hits on a few noble points there, but since when does Hound concede on anything?]

just send Bruce Lee instead

who the hell is bruce lee

[Link wonders if this is some sort of hero that he's never heard of.]

a human wepon

[He's not wrong.]

yeah sure whatever

i still want my weapons back

[Link doesn't believe this guy. Girl? Whoever.]

me too, bro. me 2

you have weapons

and you're saying i can't have mine

[He really didn't get this person.]

.... yea

[Technically, when he got demoted, Rowe made his switchblade into a spring-loaded butter knife and his balisong into a fancy flip-handled comb, so he doesn't have weapons either. But its probably not wise to release that information.]

hypocrite

[Link was starting to dislike this guy.]

where do i go to get my weapons back

fine u got me

go 2 the restaurant and talk 2 Frankie, hell need some convincing but if you keep at it hell give u ur weapons back

[This is not actually how it works - he just wants to give Frankie a headache. Sorry, Link!]

Edited (typo) 2014-10-12 01:12 (UTC)

great perfect

as soon as i figure out where that is

[This place was confusing as it was creepy.]

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