[Link sounds a bit surprised as he shuffles the device in his hand.]

So apparently it's been seven months? Am I getting that right?

[Seven months on a boat with no way home, it was rather jarring a thought.]

If I am...uhm. Next month is a big celebration for my people. I kind of missed last years...and I'd like to be able to do something, at least, this year.

[It was like having a slice of home, actually. That and it felt wrong not to, even if he knew the person for whom the celebration was about personally.]

I know I don't normally talk on here on anything.

And that I hide away a lot but goddesses there are so many new people....

But I was wondering if anyone was interested in helping me...set up something. It's a big thing to my people and it really feels wrong not to do it. Also it's...kind of like an anniversary for me, I guess.

[An anniversary of when his life became complicated and, yeah, Link shoved those thoughts aside.]

Right. That's all I had to say.

What am I even thinking....

[The audio cuts out with a sigh.]

[There is a rustling sound, like most of Link's audio posts.]

You know. I kind of want to see that garden thing someone mentioned a month ago? Was it a month?

[There's a faint hum that comes from Link, then a huff.]

I've been here way too long. ...at least the sky's nice I guess...

[The last bit was mumbled.]

Anyway, yeah. What deck was that on again? I should honestly explore more.

[There is a thoughtful hum again, and then a sigh.]

Yeah. I should've done that in the first place. Goddess what the hell is wrong with me?

[The last part is barely audible. Link sounds a bit frustrated and then the audio cuts out.]

I'm not going to even bother to ask how a ship this large returns to this state in three days.

[There is a bit of rustling.]

I do want to know something, though. Are we allowed on the top deck now, will there be any more strange attacks, and does anyone know of a good spot for skygazing?

[There is generic sound of movement as the device is shifted around before Link actually speaks. His voice is a bit strained and he sounds exhausted and confused.]

Right. Is this thing on? I think I figured out how to turn it on.

[There is more shuffling.]

I'll just assume it's on. Right. So. How do I put this.

[Link sighs and there is more shuffling.]

You know what? Here. See this? Not to insult anyone's aesthetic or what have you, but why shrunken heads? Behind the toilet? That talk? I mean I've seen some pretty weird things, but...

[Link pauses. There is general silence for a few seconds.]

You know what. Never mind. It's not that odd. I had another question anyway.

[There is more shuffling, followed by a deep breath.]

What is this? I don't know what this is. I mean it looks like a sink but the faucet is too high up and the knobs too low and there's a sink right there anyway. So why is there a second sink in a large box? Is this some sort of weird custom for you? If it is, please, explain. It's odd.

[More shuffling, and the sound of footsteps.]

Also I was wondering where the baths are? I haven't seen one yet. I'd kind of like to bathe at some point. Also, where are my weapons? I want those back. You know just in case something wants to, I don't know, attack me?

You do realize you have monsters in the halls. Disturbing, shuffling, monsters. They kind of look like corpses? So I'd like to have adequate protection. In my general experience monsters don't remain docile.

Actually they're never docile...this whole place is just strange.

[Link moves the device in his hands again. He's mumbling.]

Now how do I turn this--oh. There's no visual. Weird.