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recommence2014-10-11 10:51 am
skyruleanhero) wrote in recommence2014-10-11 10:51 am
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AUDIO - 001
[There is generic sound of movement as the device is shifted around before Link actually speaks. His voice is a bit strained and he sounds exhausted and confused.]
Right. Is this thing on? I think I figured out how to turn it on.
[There is more shuffling.]
I'll just assume it's on. Right. So. How do I put this.
[Link sighs and there is more shuffling.]
You know what? Here. See this? Not to insult anyone's aesthetic or what have you, but why shrunken heads? Behind the toilet? That talk? I mean I've seen some pretty weird things, but...
[Link pauses. There is general silence for a few seconds.]
You know what. Never mind. It's not that odd. I had another question anyway.
[There is more shuffling, followed by a deep breath.]
What is this? I don't know what this is. I mean it looks like a sink but the faucet is too high up and the knobs too low and there's a sink right there anyway. So why is there a second sink in a large box? Is this some sort of weird custom for you? If it is, please, explain. It's odd.
[More shuffling, and the sound of footsteps.]
Also I was wondering where the baths are? I haven't seen one yet. I'd kind of like to bathe at some point. Also, where are my weapons? I want those back. You know just in case something wants to, I don't know, attack me?
You do realize you have monsters in the halls. Disturbing, shuffling, monsters. They kind of look like corpses? So I'd like to have adequate protection. In my general experience monsters don't remain docile.
Actually they're never docile...this whole place is just strange.
[Link moves the device in his hands again. He's mumbling.]
Now how do I turn this--oh. There's no visual. Weird.
Right. Is this thing on? I think I figured out how to turn it on.
[There is more shuffling.]
I'll just assume it's on. Right. So. How do I put this.
[Link sighs and there is more shuffling.]
You know what? Here. See this? Not to insult anyone's aesthetic or what have you, but why shrunken heads? Behind the toilet? That talk? I mean I've seen some pretty weird things, but...
[Link pauses. There is general silence for a few seconds.]
You know what. Never mind. It's not that odd. I had another question anyway.
[There is more shuffling, followed by a deep breath.]
What is this? I don't know what this is. I mean it looks like a sink but the faucet is too high up and the knobs too low and there's a sink right there anyway. So why is there a second sink in a large box? Is this some sort of weird custom for you? If it is, please, explain. It's odd.
[More shuffling, and the sound of footsteps.]
Also I was wondering where the baths are? I haven't seen one yet. I'd kind of like to bathe at some point. Also, where are my weapons? I want those back. You know just in case something wants to, I don't know, attack me?
You do realize you have monsters in the halls. Disturbing, shuffling, monsters. They kind of look like corpses? So I'd like to have adequate protection. In my general experience monsters don't remain docile.
Actually they're never docile...this whole place is just strange.
[Link moves the device in his hands again. He's mumbling.]
Now how do I turn this--oh. There's no visual. Weird.
[audio]
The legends said that the surface became overrun with the Demon King's forces. So the Goddess Hylia tore the earth and sent the people of Hylia into the sky. She made a barrier of clouds to ensure the Demon King's army would be unable to reach us.
Until recently we believed the surface was a myth. I got first hand experience that it wasn't.